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21 Really Funny Quotes About Parenthood There are so many funny things about being a parent. You have to laugh at the chaos sometimes, and all of the other things that go along with raising kids: disciplining issues; struggles at mealtimes; potty training ; the teenage years; etc., etc., etc.
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- Oscar Wilde 4. "My parents loved us, but I wasn't always sure they liked us." 5. "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." - Leo Burke 6. "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld 7.
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Parenthood Quotes. Quotes tagged as "parenthood" Showing 1-30 of 836. "What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.". ― Rodney Dangerfield. tags: funny , humour , infidelity , parenthood , parenting , sexuality. 2208 likes. Like. "I think that the best thing we can do for our.
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And as they say, laughter is the best medicine. So check out these funny parenting quotes that are sure to make you feel like an official member of the Hot Mess Mom Society. Being a fun mom starts with being able to laugh at ourselves. Funny Parenting Quotes for All Parents
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Image Credit True love is found in parenthood. Parenting is all about trust in yourself. No one ever said parenting was easy. You are never truly prepared for parenthood. Fear is knowing you're responsible for the next generation. Parenthood: one look at your kid, and your heart is no longer yours.
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"No one is ever quite ready; everyone is always caught off guard. Parenthood chooses you. And you open your eyes, look at what you've got, say "Oh, my gosh," and recognize that of all the balls.
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1 - My kids are turning out just like me. Well played karma, well played. 2 - The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children - Clarence Day 3 - Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
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- Jerry Seinfeld "The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." - Lane Olinghouse "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." - Erma Bombeck "Why don't kids understand their nap is not for them, but for us?" -Alyson Hannigan
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Funny Quotes About Parenting A parent is a perfect combination of mother and father. The childhood of a child is designed by the efforts of their parents. There are different ways parents can raise their child, but there is only one right way to do it, and it cannot be perfect.
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The 58 Funniest Quotes About Parenthood Curated by: Tammy Lamoureux from lamourfoto.com Last updated: 03/9/15 The great thing about having kids is that nobody knows what the heck they're doing. Every parent has to wing it. Here, we've collected a list of quotes that express the absurdity and hilariousness of parenthood. ♥
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Funny Parenting Quotes. Go to table of contents. "Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.". - Martin Mull. "One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun.". - Jane Goodall. "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.".
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Here are some great inspiring, witty & funny parenting quotes that every parent will relate to. Parenting Quotes that Every Parent Will Relate To "I came to parenting the way most of us do — knowing nothing and trying to learn everything." — Mayim Bialik
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"Parenthood is the scariest hood you will ever go through." "If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?" -Milton Berle "Both of us can't look good at the same time; it's me or the house." "You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation." Nurse handing me a newborn: "You got this?"
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"We don't wear what we slept in out in public." -Me, lying to my child. via @askatewouldhaveit How to Make Iced Coffee: Have kids, make coffee, forget you made coffee. Voila! Iced coffee. Hi, my daughter will be late to school because she can zip her jacket by herself. via @ksujulie
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Hilarious Funny Parenting Quotes "My favorite part of parenting is after I drop my kids off at school. I'm kidding. It's after they go to bed." - CallMeDraper "88% of parenting is saying 'it's bedtime' 150 times between 8:00 and 9:00 every night." - SardonikTart "Can't find your kids? Don't worry; sit on the toilet. They'll find you." - MamaJessieC
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- Olivia Wilde "'Oh, you have a new baby? Is she sleeping? Is she pooping?' Normally I'd be blushing, but as a parent you just get used to it, and pooping is just another verb in your vocabulary." - Jimmy Fallon "They vomit a lot. For a second I thought I needed to rename my first Linda Blair and hire a priest, because she was spitting up so much."
